Topics on #gasp:

Adam "Hello, this is my butt" Klaus

Adam Klaus: *Britannicus dubious

Adam Klaus: The Hot & Sticky Bit....

Adam: finger-licking good!

All eyes on the man in the leather ....

All-obsessives, all the time!

All Roads Lead To Giles.

All Roads Lead To Kink.

All smut, all the time! Ah, "Enter" at your own risk!

Angst. Angst. Angst.

Armani, Tweed, and Leather: Symbols of Addiction

ASH is so man in this. -- Lisa V.

ASH is so.... so.... YESSSSSSSSS!

ASH: "Crumpetum Sapientis feminae"

Attack of the mmmish ASHes.

Basking in the glory that is Anthony Stewart Head

Better weird than dead.

Bovril report!

Chocolate Bars: Take A Bite Out of Giles

Fantasy - One, Reality- Zip

GASPers who resent WGN's policies and think baseball is highly overrated, on the next Geraldo!

GASPers: 100+ women lusting after ASH!

GASPers: Sick, GUilty, and DAMN Proud!

GASPers: who knew broth could be this sexy?

Giles, sex in Tweed!

Giles. Naked. Whoa.

Giles. Wet Rugby Costume. Do the math.

Gratuitous butt shot!

Guilty and proud!

Happiness is a warm librarian.

Heady experiences abound.

I mean, if an Englishman stands up and tries to sell you coffee, you know that something's wrong.

I'm trying to imagine it in French.

International understanding and concord via ASH!

I wish figments of my imagination would quit sneaking up on me. -- Natalie

Jocasta, eat your heart out. Let's find out together, shall we...?

Librarians who chat-up their chairs, and the technopagans that love them, on the next Geraldo!

Lisa is *extremely* excited by Giles...!

Mmmm! Mmmm, Good! Mmmm! Mmmm, good! Christ! Giles looks so Mmmm, GOOD!

Naked, on horseback, with a party hat being worn elsewhere than on his head.

"Never be the last to deceive" (Chess) -- words Adam lives by!

Oliver and Adam and Giles, Oh MY!

Oliver and Giles: a big-ass alligator of a difference.

Oliver: GQ model from hell.

Oliver's got what it takes.

Oliver Sampson: beautiful f*&^#d up man!

Oliver Sampson: dark colouring: Dark mood, dark clothing, dark humour

Oliver Sampson: Freeing the world from insipid teenaged bands!

Oliver Sampson: Sex in Armani; Rupert Giles: Sex in Tweed; Adam Klaus: kinky Sex in Leather

Oliver Sampson: you either want to strangle him, comfort him, or jump him.

Oliver too big?

Plunging and moving on...

Pucker up and kiss us: We're postmodern, and so is the 'net!

Rupert Giles: A Watcher in love with a chair, that was rather.. um, ridiculous, wasn't it?

Rupert Giles: a Watcher in love with a chair...

Rupert Giles: Just what do we mean when we say "ivory tower"?

Rupert Giles: when tweed is as sensual as silk!!

Savour the sophisticated taste....

Snipe and smooch and snipe and smooch.

Tab A into Slot B. Oh, I'm so hot.

The ASH / tingle relationship.... Yow.

The butt we love to-- um. Never mind.

They were drawn by the power of his butt...."

Tony in rugby shorts and a wet, muddy, clingy rugby shirt! .... *SIGH* *FAINT*

Too much information is a dangerous thing. Also often requires therapy, after. Transvestite! transvestite! well-mounted!

Two Points for Fantasy, while RL has yet to score!

Vampires, and the Slayers who love them....

Very OOOH.

We're unwell, but we no longer care.

What's better than *one* naked Englishman...?

X: "I use my powers to protect the girls' locker room";
G: "Must be a fairly heady experience.

Yeah, like you weren't thinking it!

Quotable moments
(in no particular order)

<EvilAngel> ...and thanks for your list post, now I can't crack the image of Giles as Phantom but in a rugby outfit instead of the tux...

<EvilAngel> ...though I'd rather see him *out* of...erm...never mind
<LibraryL> Well yeah, that comes under the "DUH" catagory!

* SonjaRose takes Adam in her arms and kisses him fully on the lips then chains him up, Hi to you to >:D

* SonjaRose got home from work and went straight for the tape of Buffy, and lost it with the scene in the library!
<EvilAngel> Lost the tape? O:-)

<LibraryL> I missed what Giles said when Ms C had to go the class!
<EvilAngel> He said something like, "Uh" ;)

<SonjaRose> They didn't even show the PREVIEW FOR NEXT WEEK! Rant!
<EvilAngel> Well, it was just danger, vampires, the Anointed One - nothing of interest.

* LibraryL is listening to CHESS
<LibraryL> I wish I had ASH's version.
<EvilAngel> I do too!
<EvilAngel> Heck, I wish I had his version of *anything*.
<LibraryL> I wish I had... No never mind! ("BAD LISA!")

<ElaineMc> Pay no attention to the pointy teeth-- that's just some gang thing!

<Cyn> My son is singing "Mom and Giles sitting in the tree, kissing.... " How did he know?

<Cyn> Guess who's butt this is and win a prize.
<kt> I think elaine might win that one.

<ElaineMc> Before anyone says anything, may I point out Lisa is responsible for the whole horse thing?

<kt> E: is he wearing leather?
* ElaineMc checks.
* Sarahxx offers Evil Angel some asprin and bovril.
<ElaineMc> K: Beneath his pants, you mean? <eg>

<Cyn> A vampire I can deal with. What do you do with a gang banger and a gun?
<EvilAngel> Um. Very very big stake...?

<ElaineMc> She seems to think I'm a role model, god help her.
<EvilAngel> Hey, you're a role model to me *smirk*
<kt> I'm sure you'll enlighten her some day .....
<ElaineMc> EA: "I fear you." <g>
<EvilAngel> El: Not as much as I fear you! <tease>

<ElaineMc> "His trousers fell to the floor, followed quickly by the shreds of his underwear. 'Ms Calendar... that is rather delicate...!' "

<Moreta1> um, Jennie, would you mind if. . .
<Moreta1> I, um, if it's not to much trouble.. . .
<Moreta1> pushed you up agianst this, well, wall

<LibraryL> Did you notice the look Buffy gave Giles after her line, "no one likes a non-budge-er"? It was a dangerous look, as if she was telling him "budge, or I'll hurt you!" And Giles recognized the look! He seemed worried, apprehensive, even scared.
<EvilAngel> And the following look on Giles' face - "Christ, if I don't budge on this, she'll *kick* me out of the way!"

<ElaineMc> M: Nope. No Giles. I'm playing by the rules. Okay, they're my rules, but rules nonetheless.

<LibraryL> Sarah: don't forget the three levels of kissing on TC: passionate, loving peck, and OMIGOD devouring!

<EvilAngel> "Uh, uh, uh...Giles? Like, uh, Rupert Giles?"
<LibraryL> I think my conversation would be like this. "Hello, Ms. Lisa, this is Giles, um, Rupert Giles." *thud* "Ms. Lisa?"

* Barb imagines the show, "Buffy on Ice", and tries to picture Giles stumbling across the ise...

<LibraryL> Cyn: I wouldn't mind trying, either of them!
<Cyn> Or both of them
<EvilAngel> Hmmm. "Hey Tony, we need to know who would be better in bed, Oliver or Giles. Could we do a field test?"
<LibraryL> Cyn: at the same time?

<SisKim> I've got "demon come"
<ElaineMc> Wow. Satanist porn. <eg>

<ElaineMc> Mmmmm.
<ElaineMc> Why on *earth* did they leave him clothed for that.
<ElaineMc> Ahem.
<ElaineMc> Just pretend I didn't say that.

<ElaineMc> Okay, gang. I do *not* always think/talk/write about ASH characters and sex, okay.

<Cyn> Boy, we're a pathetic lot, pinning our existance on the on screen appearance of one bookish librarian...
<ElaineMc> C: SOme of us are pinning our existence on a leather-clad magician....

<ElaineMc> All of a sudden, I've gone from Mild-Mannered Lit Major to Buzzy the Hummingbird.

<RafflesOG> This will sound sick, but what the hell! Two things improved my mood today: Giles and a nice shower!

<ElaineMc> Hello, we *are* corrupting another one...!

<SonjaRose> The freaks come out at night

<SonjaRose> We're here, we're weird, get over it

<ElaineMc> We're sort of an anti-support group.

<Skim> Now what's abnormal about obssessing er, expressing interest in a talented actor? Well okay. *really* strong interest.

<kt> we actually discussed semi-colons and colons at work one day. Of course, we did spend a day a couple of weeks ago trying to come up with all the words to American Pie.

<ElaineMc>Like you weren't all thinking it.
<RafflesOG> Thinking it and saying it are TWO different things!

<kt> Joss reads his mail = Dear Joss, we want to see Tony's backside.

<LibraryL> Bite me, telephone caller!

<RafflesOG> Oliver is just as omigod, he just is less flashy about it

<ElaineMc> GASP-- control? Can you say, "mutually exclusive"?

<Miyu> Do two Gaspers make a pant??

* ElaineMc fears for ASH's lips.
<Miyu> I fear for his tongue
* LibraryL fears for his ability to to breathe!

<LibraryL> kt: Yep! that's Tony au natural!

<LibraryL> Yasmin might not have much opinion of Adam's scruples or brains, but she seems to like his OO!

<kt> I don't know how to make wavs. Except by causing trouble.

<kt> He's so..so Yesssssssss.

<Northcat> It had a gazillion dinosaurs and Jeff Goldblum. How bad could it be?

* Northcat sends LL a warm librarian

<kt> We're not in the British Museum anymore.

<Northcat> Buffy is mistaking Oliver and Adam for Giles.
<LibraryL> OH! Calling Dr. Freud!
<EMc> BUFFY: Northcat's not kidding. I mean, like, he was wearing these way tight leather pants, and it was totally Electra, you know?

<Northcat> I revel in my strangeness.

<LibraryL> SO, does the Annointed one drive off with Xander in a basket on his bike?

* LibraryL has sudden flash of gravy on... never mind!

<kt> They have to find someone who can move gracefully, be sexy, and slightly crazed at the same time.

<kt> Do it. Let me re-phrase that....

<kt> And don't forget the chest hair.

<Northcat> I heard he was 6 feet,
<Barb> that comma after the "6 feet" is calling me to ask "and how many inches", but somehow I'm afraid that might be misinterpreted....
<Sadriende> Barb: You're psychic.

<Sadriende> Okay, see it: Giles, in a dark red robe. Open at the chest. Leg showing. Hair rumpled. No glasses.
<LibraryL> GAHAAAAAH!

"I think a man in fishnets is far sexier than a man entirely naked?"

<LibraryL> Inspired by Giles' Admiration Seriously Penetrates, I almost typed Giles Always Seriously Penetrates!

<LibraryL> Of course I'd prefer to play with ASH.... (CHRIST! Elaine! I'll get you for this!)

<klute> May I ask what the gasp list is?
<Elaine> A list for the admiration of Anthony Stewart Head [all hail!].
<Magenta> Hail :)
<LibraryL> HAIL!
<Barb> HAIL!
<klute> Whoaaaaa

<EvilAngel> (Heck, I love the look on his face *all* the time...er, well, that is...ahrrrmf.)

<ElaineMc> Omigod. This is *so* wallpaper.

<EvilAngel> Or you can change the topic while I, er, dally in the corner, with, um, nevermind, forget I said anything

* EvilAngel carefully refrains from wondering aloud what a flaming booger looks like

<EvilAngel> [*ahem*, and no gutter comments about "hard pressed", please and thank you]

<ElaineMc> She's still trying to live down the "well-mounted ASH" thing.
<EvilAngel> As if she ever will

<WorstWitch> I won't go into my horse breaking metaphor again

* RafflesOG must watch her tongue!
<EvilAngel> Personally, I'd rather watch Adam's tongue...er...

<EvilAngel> (Am I making any sense? ...don't all speak at once, now...)

<ElaineMc> ::::Sorry. Elaine is fangirling right now.:::

<RafflesOG> Oliver... Hmm... what vintage?

<LibraryL> My mind just hit gutter-mode all of a sudden!
<ElaineMc> Um, it isn't like that's difficult, around here.

* Va tries to cover a sudden choking fit at mental images..

<kt> I have power!

<ElaineMc> You only *wish* I was joking.

<EvilAngel> So, what do you reccomend as medicine? More Buffy, or some Royce?
<ElaineMc> *sigh* There's no cure, thank god. <g>
<EvilAngel> Naw, we just need to, uh, ease the pain. And ease his, uh, pains, uh, nevermind

<EvilAngel> But irc.warped.net would also work - last I checked, it was a good net. (And, uh, the name's appropriate ;)

<EvilAngel> 'The Net interprets intelligence as damage and routes around it.'

<Magenta> Speaking of addictive, I was thinking of forming alt.fanfiction.addiction.

<ElaineMc> Okay, the Epic Burrito Kitchen Fire was my fault, sure.

* SisKim does the "get down with his bad self" patented ASH dance move

<EAgrr> Oh, shaddup. It's the keyboard.

* LibraryL wonders if Tony has a tattoo... Not from what we could see in _A Prayer..._!

<Elaine> Yes! pictures! recordings! underwear! Um. Forget that last.

<WorstWitch> The "other sex BBF site". Charming <g> Does that make the Naked Place The Sex BBF Site?

<Elaine> I *was* hoping Lisa and Miriam would make each other behave, but I see it's hopeless.

<kt> well, we had an interesting discussion involving handcuffs....

* Barb offers to bring the wine and get everyone liquored up and distracted so she can run off wi - oops... Hey, I'll bring the wine!

<Magenta> Heh. Shall we confess our criminal past?
<Northcat> How about our criminal future?

<Elaine> *sigh* Adam, Oliver, LaCroix.....
<LibraryL> Do we see a self-destructive pattern appearing here?

<SisKim> Tweed *and* leather. Hmm... Itchy and squeaky.

* Barb wonders just exactly where is the Too Much Information line is....

<SisKim> Ah, craggy face man.

<SisKim> Heh, heh. She said plunging.
<Elaine> Huh huh huh huh huh huh huh. Kim said "plunging", too. Huh huh huh.
<Barb> heheh, they all said "plunging". Heh, heheheh.

<WorstWitch> I never have known quite why I like him. A mystery lost in the mysts of time, by now, I'm afraid. Oliver helped to clarify matters.

* LibraryL sends Oliver to kill the Hansons
<LibraryL> "It's for the greater good, Oliver. Trust me!

<EvilAngel> Okay, guys. Suggestions for Usefully Disposing of Anger Energies (which, unfortunately, doesn't include chasing sunglassed or half-naked psychos)?

<Northcat> I can see it now, curled up in front of the fire, with a cup of bovril and a warm librarian.

<Northcat> Oooh, a foursome. Kinky.
<LibraryL> How would that work exactly?
<Northcat> I'm not sure I want to know.
<ElaineMc> Ah-- the old "Who's on first?" discussion.

<LibraryL> You just missed an impromptu tag-team shrink session!

<SonjaRose> I'm not paying anything to read Buffy Sex Stories, I can get them all other ways

<WorstWitch> This is a private channel - we shouldn't get any idiots. What am I SAYING!

<kt> Great cheekbones. On his face.

<LibraryL> Elaine: the thought of you as a nun is SCARY!

<Northcat> I had this dream where Giles got turned into a cat. I've been thinking of writing it into a story.
<ElaineMc> ....heeeeere, kitty, kitty, kitty.....

<SonjaRose> Bugger Tony shafted again!
* ElaineMc 's brain suddenly shifts to slash fic....

<Northcat> Of course, I'd listen to him read the phone book.
<LibraryL> I'd pay to hear him read that! (preferably alone, by the fire... ....... .......) I'm back!

<ElaineMc> BUFFY: Hold! what words are these I hear? Do you claim
<ElaineMc> To know the evil's nature, and its name?
<ElaineMc> GILES: That which I know is known by books, not gained by force;
<ElaineMc> So, therefore, stand ye off-- wilt thou not--?
<ElaineMc> BUFFY: Of course!

<LibraryL> "Nyquil the sniffling, sneezing, coughing aching, what the hell am I doing on the bathroom floor medicine."

<LibraryL> "Is that a Sig in your pocket...."

<Kristy> You know what's weird? When people reply to their own posts in newsgroups. You gotta wonder.

<ElaineMc> Just think about it: 30 women w/ PMS *and* automatic weapons. *Major* coolness factor.

<WorstWitch> Ah. I can see how we could get a bad name for ourselves

<ElaineMc> WW: Now you see why we get perverts. Besides the regulars.

<WorstWitch> I like Bovril. Very warming. I can really see Giles snuggling down in bed with a nice hot .... oh ... help.

<kt> I'm trying to imagine it in French.

<ElaineMc> Highlander-- Methos...
<WorstWitch> Wingfield. Here we go.

<kt> I say anyone who's done RHS and attended RHS conventions doesn't scare easily.

<Northcat> Now I'm trying to imagine surprising Giles in the shower.
<EvilAngel> *cough*
<EvilAngel> I'm trying *not* to imagine that, thankyou*oh*soverymuch. I'd rather not drool on my keyboard...
<LibraryL> (Speaking of which, aren't we all glad Ms. S. didn't come into her daughter's room at that moment!)
<Northcat> Wonder where she is while all that is taking place?
<EvilAngel> L: "Gee, uh, hi mom, yeah, this is the librarian, but you knew that, and, um, this is the mummy of the, um, I mean, um, never mind"

<Cyn> You should always spell badely when refering to me

<Northcat> Oooh, Giles on one side and Oliver on the other. Sounds nice.
<LibraryL> "Giles to the left of me, Olivers to the right, and Adam right between!